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Wayne Garrett's avatar

Wouldn’t that be the “Donald Trump Lie-brary” ?!?!

Airbag Moments's avatar

The bathrooms should be stuffed full of boxes of formerly-top secret documents.

Kiwiwriter47's avatar

$15 million to display two books.

And the Bloated Yam hasn't finished coloring them yet......

Jim Sanders's avatar

Don’t forget Mein Kamph and favorable books about all other despots. This library will have an alter where true believers may knee and pray to their god but only after a tithing to be determined.

Kiwiwriter47's avatar

The only books left in our libraries will be:

“The Art of the Deal” by the Bloated Yam

“Mein Kampf”

“The Trump Bible”

“Which Way Western Man”

“The International Jew,” by Henry Ford

“Dick and Jane at the Seashore”

Margo Howard's avatar

Your suggested library fits the subject to a T. His name should not even be in the vicinity of a “library.” He is such an aberration I hope, if the world survives, he will be erased as having been president.

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Karen Scofield's avatar

What a joke 🤣 trump doesn't know how to read, he only looks at pictures. The only thing that's going to be on"Display" in a library is all the crap he's got For Sale !! ABC sucks, thanks for sharing and will reStack ASAP 💯👍

Lewis Grossberger's avatar

I'd like to see a Hall of Mentors, with exhibits on the four great educators who taught Donald the lessons that made him the man he is today: Roy Cohn, who taught him to never defend, but instead counterattack and never to quit on a lie even when it's exposed and also the joys of revenge; wrestling exec Vince McMahon, who taught him that the public adores colorful bad guys who yell and make threats; TV producer Mark Burnett, who taught him how to play a successful businessman on TV, and of course Donald's father, Fred Trump, who taught him to be a racist, a cheat, a liar and so many other valuable business lessons. Each should have a statue at least as big as the State of Liberty and of course made of gold.

D . O. Olson's avatar

Shelves of leather bound volumes with blank pages

Martin Ganapoler's avatar

Nina! This was LOL funny. Thanks for the much needed levity. Keep on keepin' on.

Nina Burleigh's avatar

thank you for reading!

Anne L. Guetschow's avatar

Great minds think alike! Two days ago, I said, "When I think of the Trump Library, I imagine BIF's casino! 100% agreement 🤝✌️!

Fusspot's avatar

He is illiterate - a Trump library would have what? Tweets? Many who want to kiss his ass will donate - nothing from me.

rp's avatar

And, don't forget to add Super Hero Hall!

John Gregory's avatar

with special NFT access

Yonah's avatar

This would be funny if it weren’t true… right now I m hate laughing…

Pamela Sousa's avatar

A WHOLE LOT OF US R RIGHT THERE WITH U!!🙈lol

S maltophilia's avatar

That $15M could capitalize the gift shop, which will offer all the merch on display (at inflated prices, of course), or maybe a men's room, furnished with some sticky paged pulp porn magazines and gold plated toilets, a hamberder stand... the possibilities are endless.

Steve Rose's avatar

Might be funny if it was only a fantastical parody. But Trumplethinskin The Coward and his brainwashed MAGAs have already turned the USA into the dysfunctional laughingstock of the entire world. The world is laughing at us not with.

Zenon Kuzmyn's avatar

It'll be bigger than Graceland!

He wants you to know who the *real* King is!!